The Ugliest Bread Recipe, by Savannah Richmond-Breeding

The Ugliest Bread Recipe

Introduce a bowl and

Mix the following ingredients

Flour to prime

And

Thyme to rhyme

Add a little sugar if you so desire, but

Never forget to salt your concoction

Don’t forget to include water

Until now, you probably don’t realise that this bread is bogus

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Let your mixture rise up with the addition of

Yeast